1. |
Suite (Guitar & Bass)
02:28
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2. |
Blind Funk
03:55
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Don't try to mess with the funk (3x)
Cause if you mess with the funk
You're gonna get funked up
Funk is the answer
To our grieves and woes
Cause you gotta keep that PMA
Know what it's called
Positive mental attitude
Cause you ain't got the rhythm and ain't got the rhyme
And you can't deliver so don't waste my time
You ain't got the sound to make me move
So get on out cause I'm here to groove
Cause you gotta have a thump thump to bring in the crowd
So come on now clap clap make it real loud
You trying to understand you're wasting your time
This funk is mad so phat so blind
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3. |
I Can Fly (E)
04:30
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The summer moon glows with luminescent light
Revealing my love enticing with her sight
She creeps and floats and twists about without a single sound
She's calling my name on every plane without rest or refrain
She's wonderful beautiful oh fuck it she's ineffable
She lifts my heart and soul to the sky
A mystery when it's you and me
You show me things I would never see
She's given me wings now I can fly
Cold wet floor pressed upon my face
I'm at peace with nothing a lingering bitter taste
From my head to my mouth dwell thoughts of what's beyond
The hole I've dug to keep myself from knowing right from wrong
Cause I'm hysterical maniacal but damn it I'm anything but a fool
I know she'll never leave me on high
A visionary my Virgin Mary
She's my type of extraordinary
She's given me wings now I can fly
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4. |
LiiFT oFF
00:59
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No lyrics available
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5. |
Tension
02:14
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No lyrics available
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6. |
Play Les Cool
03:19
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When walking to the beat of life
Feet locked in rhythm of stride
Hands flowing to and fro like never ending waves below
This reminds me to stop from time to time
And let my lips catch up to the rhythm of my rhyme
I set for the song I sing
I may not float like a hawk but like a bee I'll sting
The crowd sings below
But the fish doesn't fly into the bears mouth no
The best speed is a suicide pace
And it's a really great day to die
Driving in my car looking all around
Seeing all the beautiful lights and sounds
Colors abound lifting my body high up off the ground
My consciousness escapes my mind
Leaving me adrift in the sands of time
But I return to the earth with scepter in hand
Time flies by in the kingdom of sand
The crowd sings below
But the fish doesn't fly into the bears mouth no
The best speed is a suicide pace
And it's a really great day to die
Too many puppies is all I see
A big fat lab standing next to me
Wynona's big brown beaver is stinking it up
So listen to the tales from the punch bowl cup
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7. |
42 (E)
03:37
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Do you wanna know the answer to life
Hitchhike through the galaxy and take a ride
Don't forget your towel or your friend Ford Perfect
Cause Zooey Deschanel is so fucking worth it
So come on Arthur Dent it's time for the quest
You gotta run fast to survive all the rest
Bring that silly robot he's manic depressed
And forget about the girl cause you're totally obsessed
So whatever you do don't stop the fight
Just cause Zaphod Beeblebrox is giving you a fright
The computer has the answer he'll tell you too
That the answer to your life is 42
Flying through space surviving the plight
Sit back and let your imagination take flight
Vogons are chasing destroying the human racing
Bullets are flying aliens are dying
You feel sad about your mediocre life
Never having conflict or dealing with strife
Til the very day you met your friend Faust
So come on Arthur Dent or I'll sock you in the mouth
So whatever you do don't stop the fight
Just cause Zaphod Beeblebrox is giving you a fright
The computer has the answer he'll tell you too
That the answer to your life is 42
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8. |
Oranges
03:10
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No lyrics available
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9. |
brEAkInG lEg$
01:06
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No lyrics available
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10. |
Hulk Hogan
02:54
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Pumping iron punching babies
Here comes Hulk to smash your faces
Crumble down in awe and wonder
Hulk Hogan is the boy wonder
See him punch see him kick see him fly and take a pic
Look out for and watch your back so listen close and make it stick
He'll bring down the house so let me tell you something brother
He's a gonna come and gonna come to bring the smother
SMASH
He's a ninja bench presser he's a six foot five pro wrestler
But don't talk crap cause Hulk with bring the smash
HULK SMASH
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11. |
SSMU (E)
03:28
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Coming down to earth and I'm feeling oh so good
Bringing all my friends to party in the woods yeah
My deer and my snake we can tear it all up
raging all around and I'm pouring out my cup
Well I know I know
It's something we can't all see
But I say I say
Don't hold it against me
Cause I'm jumping all around and my head is in the cloud
But I cannot hear a sound come on help me make it loud
Sing it
HEY HEY HEY HEY
Sing it real loud
HEY HEY HEY HEY
The fool's in the clouds
Satan stole my underwear
Coming down to earth and I feel the dawn hit me
I've been up all night doing the shimmy shimmy shimmy
Yeah I'm chilling here with Adam and we're having fun fun fun
But don't you dare talk down to me cause I'm staring at the sun
Well I know I know
It's something we can't all see
But I say I say
Don't hold it against me
Cause I'm jumping all around and my head is in the cloud
But I cannot hear a sound come on help me make it loud
Sing it
HEY HEY HEY HEY
Sing it real loud
HEY HEY HEY HEY
The fool's in the clouds
I guess I'm happy now
Or I'm just getting fat like a motherfucking dairy cow
When I find my sow
Can't wait to throw my loins into her mouth
Cause I'm a dirty clown fifty shades of moaning loud
Been too busy watching past relationships are going south
And I only like those dirty girls wait no I don't
Blurting shit just to sound cool that's why I suck
Used to be mean when I didn't like myself
Now I'm a sweet tea still don't like myself
Might've liked me that shit has gone now
This shit is like G that's why I don't care
Well I know I know
It's something we can't all see
But I say I say
Don't hold it against me
Cause I'm jumping all around and my head is in the cloud
But I cannot hear a sound come on help me make it loud
Sing it
HEY HEY HEY HEY
Sing it real loud
HEY HEY HEY HEY
The fool's in the clouds
Satan stole my underwear
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